"hairless cats are disgusting!"
"hairy women are disgusting!"
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
I bet Pepper could lift Thor’s hammer. Just imagine Tony trying to bait her into doing it and she’s all “Tony please” then just suddenly grabs it to get him to stop and she’s lifted it.
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
'Welcome to Asgard' where everyone has a dreamy look in their eye cause they're personally greeted by Idris Elba when they arrive
white people cry reverse racism about comic book characters being colored black but they finna make an entire movie about egyptians starring all white people.
i’m petitioning for a george washington biopic starring samuel l jackson.